The best way to sum it up is:

• FOOD. FOOD. FOOD.
• AAA Contestants: Eddie and Marilla.
• 3 Judges: Hong Kong Superstar Singer Judge with Record Deal and NYU Grad Students
• A big scary screen that counts time until your singing sucks.
• Horrible, horrible Lerner tech. Massive numbers of disqualified contestants.
• Lots of Chinese Pop; our non-Chinese OCMs get confused.
• Round 1: Britney Spears "Toxic". Shades. Leather.
• A red Jumpsuit:

(not Eddie and Marilla)

• David. Maroon 5 "She Will Be Loved". Starbucks Card.
• Round 2: Jessica Simpson "Take My Breath Away". 86 Points (Same as Allan Lau! Omg!)