is an awesome quarter of spoken word group iLL-Literacy (you probably remember "Slip of the Tongue"), and he posted a response to Miley's chink-eye ordeal (if you want to see her lame public response, visit Perez):



Adriel, a word of advice: don't even try to tour with the Jonas Brothers; it's iLL-Literacy's reputation that'll be ruined, not those three stooges'.

Great advice from spoken word artist "Ivycat aka La Chinita aka the Eternal Birthday Girl aka Ivy Le"... What not to ask an Asian-American woman in a bar

1) Where are you really from? "I really am from Texas, and I don't care where your Asian ex-girlfriend was really from, either."

2) Do you ... speak any other languages? "Nice try. Unless we're having a deep conversation about linguistics while the maitre d' decants our Malbec, stop asking me where I'm really from."

3) Ching chang chong? "I actually do speak a few languages, but I don't understand Bigot. I'd tell you what I usually say to this question, but you can't print it."

4) You know I love Asian women? "Yeah, Buttercup, I could tell you were sexually objectifying me due to my race from the parking lot. You know, your fortune cookie says I will never sleep with you?"

5) What are you? "I have no words to reply, only drinks to throw."

Taken from this dubiously Fallout Central-like site. (Listen to the spoken word poem! "I'm not Korean, but I speak fluent Fuck you!")